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29 Aug

superlockedphan:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

29 Aug

malkatz:

splatdanger:

peep-toe-shoes:

phoenix-aflame:

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO

29 Aug

punkpro:

orphan black au where everything is the same except paul is played by natalie dormer

29 Aug

(Source: Flickr / kritayuga)

29 Aug

July 10, 1999

Oh, the similarities.

29 Aug rollingstone:

Tom Hanks, Judd Apatow and more remember Robin Williams in our new cover story.

rollingstone:

Tom Hanks, Judd Apatow and more remember Robin Williams in our new cover story.

28 Aug
28 Aug thespacebetween100:

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets


:)

thespacebetween100:

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

:)

28 Aug

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

28 Aug

ru24:

So who uses Uber? My dad just became an Uber driver and he’s so pumped about it hahah. I’m trying to help him out. If you use the promo code: x911s you get $20 off your first ride. It’ll help him out and make him happy therefore make me happy! So just write that promo code down somewhere or put it in your phone so you’ll have it for whenever you need it. Thanks a bunch.